Thanks to Bill O'Reilly, I now understand what a Nazi is.
I had previously been under the impression that the Nazis were a group of people who believe in white supremacy, rabid nationalism, racism, anti-liberalism, and the eradication of entire populations of people for not being white, heterosexual, and Christian.
But after watching O'Reilly's stellar investigation of the vile hate site, DailyKos, I now realize that a Nazi is anyone who hates any individual for any reason and thinks the world would be a better place without that individual (like Tony Snow for habitually lying or Dick Cheney for habitually lying and lying the US into a war that has killed hundreds of thousands of people while enriching his oil buddies). I can't believe that Wikipedia is so far off the mark!
However, this newfound knowledge has led me to a disturbing discovery — Nazis are out to get me on YouTube!
As some of you may know, I made a series of five anti-recruitment ads that I've posted on YouTube. The ads have received over 700 comments to date, both positive and negative, as well as many threats to beat me up or kill me. For the longest time, I simply thought that these were the sentiments of people who disagree with my opinions about the Iraq war but aren't articulate or smart enough to express their disagreements without threats of violence. But now I know the awful truth — they're Nazis!
Here are a few of their comments — I only included ones that called for my death. Most of them were in response to my first anti-recruitment ad, Firefighters. Beware, for they are rife with the kind of filthy language that is so pervasive on the internets:
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Whoever made this video, as well as whoever posted it, are fucking douchebags, and deserve to be shot. Seriously, that's some bullshit.sgtdolar
Fuckn fagot hippi!!! what the fuck is wrong with you!?!?! You're just a little bitching pussy who's too afraid to take a stand for anything. You want a shot at our troops come and fight me, I'll be waiting with my KA-Bar!! (Note: I assume a KA-Bar is some sort of gun, not a delicious new candy bar)Nsmith23
Whoever made this video needs to be hanged for treason. Fucking democrat.
According to O'Reilly, all of these users are totally Nazis. Thank God we know the truth about the Third Reichers in our midst! And not a moment too soon!
Wait a minute. I just thought of something.
According to O'Reilly, websites actively endorse any sentiment expressed by any comment or contribution on that site, regardless of how many millions of comments or contributions that site may contain. O'Reilly also claims that the concept of an open forum is "bull" and that it is entirely possible for a site to comb through what could be millions of entries a day and delete all the objectionable ones.
This could only mean one thing: YouTube is a hatemongering Nazi website. According to O'Reilly, the staff of YouTube didn't erase these comments from their site because they must agree with them! So now YouTube wants me dead! Why isn't anyone talking about this?! I can only hope that O'Reilly will put his excellent journalistic skills to work to expose this massive and growing threat to the gays, non-Christians, and non-whites of the world.
Oh no. I just thought of something else.
I have the ability to erase any comment left on my videos. I left these threats there (some for over a year!) to foster discussion, show other viewers how intolerant many are of free speech, and to try to dispel the ridiculous notion that the left is "angry" and the right is not. I never for a second thought that I was endorsing this kind of hate speech (let alone my own murder), but according to O'Reilly, I am!
Has the unthinkable happened, despite my being a non-white liberal atheist? Am I a Nazi? Help me, Bill!!!
